Yes honey, I have a dirty mind and you are on it!

I can't taste my lips; I think you should do it for me!

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, somehow everything tastes better without pants. Enjoy your meal honey!

I'll let you play with mine if you let me play with yours

A world without women would be a pain in the ass!

Nice pants! Can I taste the zipper?

Roses are red, the grass is green, I want you in my bed, if you know what I mean!

Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boob in their mouth!

I am your one way ticket to your darker side.

Your face would look better between my legs

I wanna do bad things with you

I think I could fall madly in bed with you!

I think I would look good on you!

You are in my inappropriate thoughts all the time!

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off!

In public I am your princess and in private you know I am your dirty little girl!

Would you kiss me in the rain so that I can get twice as wet?

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it!

I always enjoy a good spanking!

Last night you were unhinged, you were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me! Do it again!

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, Wanna work out?

I liked it, so it's mine!

Your lips look so lonely, would they like meet mine?

Lollypops are the second thing I like to suck in bed!